So Matt James and I roll to the bank this afternoon. Standard procedure for bike shop lifers. We're one step ahead of the rest though, we didn't CASH our checks and go load up on 40's and cruise the streets for a fix.
So I'm standing in line at the bank and this dude in front of me is in some big dirty t-shirt and shorts. He's super fat. He's the guy that Hardees is targeting with that new add with the jail bait telling the sub shop dude in her f-me voice that "I want a burger with a Philly cheese steak on top... Because I like meat." Whoa.
Anyways, so fat boy is taking out $10 g's in low bills. WTF? On Fridays at my bank they have free cookies, damn good ones at that. So I start to go to town on this plate of cookies. Everytime the blonde chick goes in the back room to get more cash I stuff my face. Then I realize that I'm on camera. Fuck, stealing cookies from a bank? The other chick and her co-worker come out form the back smiling at me, caught red handed with a mouth full of cookies and crumbs on my lips. I just smile. So the blond girl asks me if I'm the guy from Mesa and if I want any cash back. No 40's for me so I say no but realize her plan. Fat boy is looking at the skinny dude with shaved legs and a fistfull of cookies like I'm some sort of freak who's going to cut him in line. I tell her that I don't mind waiting and grab some more cookies. When homeboy grabs his wad of cash and rolls it up and stuffs it in his pockets the funs over for me- or is it? I get up to the counter and she smiles and offers me a full tin of cookies to take back to the shop! Sweet Jesus!
hit you like a karate chop to your face
8 comments:
I think that was her little way of inviting you into her pants?
I just got on the scale....
it must be broken.
How'd racing go this weekend? I hear lots of carnage.
So what is this sh*t?? Is there somekind of unwritten rule between you and Rusty, that after you win a race you stop posting on your blog for a few weeks? What the heck?
I said, what the heck?
Uh, I don't believe I was talking to you, Tosh... but, yeah... thanks for feeling the need to chime in.
Dan- I've been really listening to Eye of the TIger and fine tuning my "flying fists of fury" racing tactics.
Also, good blogging tactics are to keep your readers in suspense once in awhile and then come out with some really top shelf material that really knocks their socks off and they are like "whoa, this guy takes his blogging seriously." You don't want to be pissing in your readers ears all the time or.....
The scary thing is, you're not joking about the "Eye of the Tiger" Rocky soundtrack... I've heard reports that you've been playing that in the shop for everyone's enjoyment.
Blog suspense? Christ, what's next...
Darn it. Can't edit comments. What I meant to say was... while you're practicing "flying fists of fury"... I'll be getting on the "drunken racer" technique - you better re-cog-nize!
Go get 'em at Joe Martin!
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