All Cereal Diet?

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I'm a big fan of cereal, mostly of the high fiber and protein types. I buy Kashi by the truckload. It's the perfect food.

Until recently. I was reading a bike magazine at work, and though that may be hard to believe, I came across an ad for Natures Path cereal with a guy winning a crit with a Natures Path jersey on. Now seeing as though I've never seen anyone winning crits with Kashi jereseys on I figured I better saddle up the donkey and go get me some.

Low and behold!! They had it at Trader Joes and it was two-fitty a box just like Kashi! Sweet Jesus! I bought 6 boxes of this product based on the race winning qualities alone.

So after trying it I must say that I will eat all six boxes and try not to eat them in one sitting- eating cereal is serious business.

So I asked Matt James, "Matt what do you think of an all cereal diet?"

Matt replied, "Brah, you gotta eat some vegetables."

Dat da duhh- What Matt didn't know is that I take a Juice Plus type of pill made by Hammer where they somehow cram all the good stuff from 5 lbs of veggies into 3 little pills!!

I'll let you know how it goes. Protein and fiber ladies, you heard it here first. The secret to winning crits is just two-fifty a box.

DO IT, NOW!