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Thursday, May 04, 2006

Japanese Muscle Torture


Major Dickason
Originally uploaded by furryblackcat.
Couple quick comments before I go to work.

If you like cheese then load up the fandamily and get to Trader Giottos. They have this Cheddar with carmelized onions that is off the chain. Melt it on some good bread with a little vino.

Tosh told me yesterday that he ordered some coffee from Peets. This stuff is the shit. Best coffee ever, what? You don't think so? SUCK IT. Apparently he bi-passed the Peets warehouse and they gave him deeper discounts ordering the quantities he does directly from the grower in Columbia. Tosh is hard for me to understand sometimes, the last thing I need is for him to be all fired up on this stuff talking a mile a minute.

Lately I've been noticing something weird. I've been trying to shed the last couple LB's for Joey Martin and can't. I look at my legs and ask Jen if they look bigger as I flex in the mirror. Nope, still a skinny white boy. I think I've got it figured out though, my brain is growing. Stop fueling it with malted hops and bong resin and presto! Wicked Smaht. That's all I got to say about that.

Yesterday I read the forecast and it said increasing chance of rain all day. It was already cloudy at 10 am and I needed to ride for three hours but I really wanted some blueberry pancakes, so I procrastinated. Yum. SO I get out there and about 1 hr into the ride it starts pouring. The good thing about rocking the Ipod is you don't hear how close the thunder and lightning is. I froze. My hands went completely numb from the wrist down. I only got in 2 hrs. On the bright side it was a great excuse to make a bubble bath and listen to some Elton John!

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