Whoa, what a long day.I did some marathon grocery shpping this morning, shopped for a ficus plant, shopped for a piece of glass to make a dope coffee table with and played happy homemaker for the afternoon. I cooked up another big batch of top secret chili for lunches, and then made Jen and I some lean butterflied pork with stuffing and roasted green beans with olive oil and garlic. The stuffing was the heat. Some shallots, mushrooms, butter and a little marsala wine.
I'm no wine snob but I do like some good wine. I bought a bottle of the cheap cab from Trader Joes and have to say that I had no complaints as I polished most of the bottle off while I cooked. No complaints.
See this guy? That's the real big red. Big Red Trey Anastasio. He plays guitar much better than you- that's a fact. Even "I'm" Matt James "Bitch" has listened to him rip on my Ipod and been like, "Whoa brah!."
Today I did some very hard intervals in the basement. Very hard. I'm training really hard this year to be able to dominate the mental midget himself- Mr Napoleon Ron Clipp in a straigt up sprint. Keep your ear to the grindstone and get back on the 32oz Coca Cola's short stuff.
20 Questions sounds like fun. hmmmm
Next up we have a dog and a baby dog! No really, we have RON CLIPP!
Delta Bravo- So Ron, how much Coca Cola do you drink a day?
RC- Hot Rod! Since I've had this anal fissure I can't drink that shit anymore, and besides it makes my face get all red.
Delta Bravo- Tell me more about the fissure?
RC- Talk about red in the face homo, I push so hard my eyes popped out! Then I blew out my anus!
Delta Bravo- Whoa! Is that why your so angry all the time?
RC- What the fuck? Why you calling me angry you fucking homo!!!!
Delta Bravo- You're from Texas, right Ron?
RC- Damn straight hot rod!
Delta Bravo- This one time, I watched a movie. And there was this quote, man, " Only steers and queers come from Texas and I don't see any horns."
RC- (Very red in the face) YOU HOMO!
Delta Bravo- Settle down Ron.
This interview ended before all 20 questions were answered because Ron started to chase me. Three words- ANGER MANAGEMENT- HOMO!
Hi Ron :)
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Davey B... Careful what you ask for -- 20 Question, coming at you!
Hey man, I didn't know you cooked? What's up with all these hidden talents? The only think I know how to cook is pouring cold milk over cereal!
Dan, funny you should say that about cereal. Keep your ears on. BTW, I'm still working on the whole HTML link thing to get your page up on mine. I'm VERY SLOW. Later dude.
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